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thegoatjustatethemoney:


Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.Interviewer: But you have to do it!Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.Interviewer: But it’s good for you!Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!Adele: Oh my god.

ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO
type-lover:

Live The Life You’ve Imagined
Why? Even though I hate you. :(

I think tomorrow after I sort out my presentation I’m gonna make a list of cool blogs i follow and deactivate this account. Just gonna keep the other two updated.

theclearlydope:

Tuesday is brought to you by …

foodtrucker:

waking up and getting up are two very very different things

thelovenotebook:

EVERYTHING LOVE & PERSONAL
doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

Public Shaming: Man Killed In Horrible London Machete Attack, Racist Brits Would Like To Kill A Few Billion More

publicshaming:

What do you do when a man is killed in the streets where you live? According to some wonderful humans, you call for the mass slaughter of all those who practice the same religion that the killers may practice!

There was a horrific attack today in Woolwich in southeast London. Two men attacked…

This is actually sad. Cannot believe some of these tweets

I think I need to let it go…

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